This is my dream Interview:
Sugarscape: so you know you have a lot of male fans that are gay right?
Niall: yeah and we appreciate all our fans
Liam: any type
Harry: the gay fans are amazing though
Sugarscape: from the 5 of you, who would be the most likely to be gay?
Liam: Loueh *laughs*
Harry: Louis deffinitely
Sugarscape: they say, they say you're the campest of all
Louis: let them think what they want *crosses legs*
everyone: *laughs*
Sugarscape: so are you gay?
Louis: I've got a girlfriend!
Harry: ok, then you're bi
*awkward silence*
Sugarscape: so Zayn, you recently admitted to a magazine that you and Liam have shared a snog?
Zayn: *looks at Liam* oh God.
Niall: *laughs*
Liam: well...
Sugarscape: you might wanna explain..maybe it was a bit, a bit misconstruded like Harry's Caroline thing
Louis: no, that was real
Harry: *looks at Louis*
Sugarscape: so... anything you wanna say Zayn?
Zayn: uh-
Louis: I don't think, I don't think there's nothing wrong, like it's like kissing a friend of the same sex like just as a joke, you don't mean anything serious, like Liam has a girlfriend so obviously it was just goofing around, cause we know each other so well that like it just- like it doesn't mean anyth- like I could kiss Harry right now and it would be as a joke, it wouldn't mean anything
Harry: *turns to Louis and nods*
Sugarscape: ok, then show us
Louis: if it's fine with Harry *grabs him by the head and brings him close* ok come here *gives him a 2 second kiss*
Harry: *turns to interviewer* see?...nothing. *looks away*
Louis: ........*shocked* yeah, nothing
